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Television Listings

8:00 PM

FOOTBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA A look at the games that have taken place around the league in the past few days and a preview of the primetime game to follow on the network. (30 Min)

KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS “Dad, Plug Your Ears!” This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff (guest star Rob Huebel); takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, “She Art, By Tiffany Haddish”; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style. (1 Hour)

GOD FRIENDED ME “All Those Yesterdays” Miles, Cara and Rakesh support Joy (Jessica Lu) when The God Account sends her a friend suggestion that brings up painful memories for her. Also, Arthur is tempted by a professional opportunity. (1 Hour)

THE SIMPSONS “Treehouse of Horror XXX” The 30th Treehouse of Horror features a demon Maggie, a mission to rescue Milhouse from another dimension, dead-Homer’s spirit trying on some new bodies for size and Selma finally finding love in an unlikely place – the alien in the basement. (30 Min)

8:30 PM

N.F.L. FOOTBALL: The Philadelphia Eagles @ The Dallas Cowboys (2.5 Hours)

BLESS THE HARTS “Cremains of the Day” When Violet, David and Leonard find out that Wayne is afraid of ghosts, they decide to take him on a ghost hunt to cure his fear. Meanwhile, Jenny and Betty try to honor Jenny’s late father on his favorite holiday. (30 Min)

9:00 PM

SHARK TANK Entrepreneurs from Malibu, California, have modernized an age-old craft by offering knife sharpening by mail. A mother-daughter duo from Jacksonville, Florida, introduces a simple yet ingenious device that offers relief for all who suffer from bug bites. While an entrepreneur from Western Springs, Illinois, pitches a bathroom product to help block odors before they start. Finally, a Muslim American from Rockville, Maryland, invented a vegan alternative to pork rinds. (1 Hour)

N.C.I.S.: LOS ANGELES “Yellow Jack” While Callen and Sam are aboard the USS Allegiance, the ship is placed under quarantine for possible Ebola exposure. Also, Kensi and Deeks investigate the murder of a petty officer who recently departed the USS Allegiance and is linked to the Ebola exposure. (1 Hour)

BOB'S BURGERS "Pig Trouble in Little Tina" Tina dissects a fetal pig in science class and things get spooky. Also, Bob and Linda do battle with a giant ball of ear wax. (30 Min)

9:30 PM

FAMILY GUY “Disney's The Reboot” In a special meta episode, the network decides that it’s time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns. (30 Min)

10:00 PM

THE ROOKIE “Warriors and Guardians” Officer Nolan gets off to a rocky start after being introduced to his new training officer, Nyla Harper, who has an unconventional approach to police work after her stint as an undercover detective. Meanwhile, Officer Bradford struggles to think of an appropriate birthday gift for Rachel, and Officer Lopez finds herself navigating a case that triggers a personal memory. (1 Hour)

MADAM SECRETARY “Killer Robots” Elizabeth must decide whether to use autonomous unmanned weapons or send U.S. soldiers to bring the mastermind of the UN gas attack to justice. Also, Blake is questioned by Senator Hanson (Wentworth Miller) about potential campaign finance violations related to his love life, and Henry and Elizabeth search for the perfect dog. (1 Hour)